In this week's edition, sideboards rule the roost and there's cubes a-plenty when Reigate comes into the picture - yet all is not as it seems (observe the conundrum as our theme tune is marched straight out of the studio).
Pop personalities and phone-ins galore are also very much in short supply tonight, so grab your armchairs and await further instructions / know-how.
Plus Trip Advisor's Peter Pilbeam tells you where to go...but not why, sadly.
With John Dredge, Richard Cray, Anna Emerson, Greg Haiste, and James Shakeshaft.
"Outlandish, surreal comedy following in the hallowed footsteps of Monty Python and The Mighty Boosh" - Rahul Verma, Rewind Radio column, Metro, 5/12/12